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Hello, my name is:
(^) Singapore
When I’m nervous:
(^) I push up my specs and get all the facts right.
The last song I listened to was:
(^)Majulah Moolah
If I were to get married right now
the best person would be:
(^) that up and coming stud! or the rich old man? Hmm..maybe both >P
By this time next year I’ll be:
(^) publishing a report about how indians ‘made it’ thanks to me.
I have a hard time understanding:
(^) why i spend more money entertaining China than doing business with them.
My middle name is:
(^) Pragmatic
This Morning:
(^) I was feeling the heat from all the friction with Malaysia next door.
Last night I was talking to:
(^) LKY, again. Where would I be without him?
If I was an animal I’d be:
(^) an orang utan, swinging high up in the tree tops and socialising. After all it’s a well-known icon in Mandai Zoo.
A better name for me would be:
(^) ‘Disneydeath’ Disneyland with a Death Penalty.
Next monday night I’ll be:
(^) Hearing the good news from George Yeo about the APEC (and Condi Rice) meeting.
I’m missing:
(^) Nothing, at least for the next 20 years. Wait let me check again. Oh s*** i need some new blood in PAP.
My heart is:
(^) dictated by my brain in earning money. However, it can be utterly disconnected with my brain with respect to charity.
PART 1:
Were you a planned baby?
(^) Erm..I’m an Asian baby, almost got aborted by.. *sigh*
Were you the first?
(^) Nope I’m the last. Oh wait I helped deliver Timor Leste a few years back.
Were your parents married when you
were born?
(^) It was a marriage of convenience (more like life-and-death situation for me)
What is your birth date?
(^) 9th August 1965. Ironically it’s the day we were severed off and left to die.
PART 2:
Are you an only child?
[+]. Nah.
If you have siblings are you oldest,
middle, or youngest?
(^) 2nd youngest.
Which parent do you get along with
best?
(^) Definitely NOT Southeast Asia.
Do you have step-parents?
(^) Briain and Japan.
PART 4:
Do you have low self-esteem?
(^) For all that ‘No. 1 in everything’ reputation, only faraway friends appreciate us, we’re surrounded by bullies, not that we give a damn.
Do you get depressed about things
easily?
(^) If I had time to mope I wouldn’t be here right now. Survival first.
Are you happy right now?
(^) There’s always MORE money to be earned! xD Something’s been bothering me though, my children are so bor-ing..
PART 5:
Are you comfortable with the way you
look?
(^) I get regular facelifts, and try to inject new life, but something’s still lacking.
Describe your hair:
(^) Hair? What hair? NS…stress..’Nuff said.
Were you a strange child?
[+]. I guess so? We went around selling coffins and toilet bowls to make ends meet.
PART 6:
Are you scared of growing up old and
alone?
(^) Yes, my children..many of them are leaving me, the best and brightest..
Own any pets?
(^) Ooo..our genetic experiment gone wrong. Cat with fish tail which slobbers like a dog – MERLION!
Do you have a license?
(^) Ya we got license for AVLEETING
Ever been thrown out of a bar?
(^) No I always talk my way out of it.
PART 7:
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?
(^) My nickname is ‘Air-conditioned Nation’, you say leh?
favorite season?
(^) Monsoooon season! More rain, more water, less pee.
Do you like walking in the rain?
(^) Absolutely.
Do you like thunderstorms?
(^) Not really, what if they strike my precious HDB flats?
Ever peed outside?
(^) Nooo..every DROP is important!! (Read: NEWater)
PART 8:
Are you a vegetarian?
(^) I import 100,000 chickens from malaysia, 100,000 from elsewhere DAILY. And that’s ONLY the chicken.
Anything you absolutely could eat
forever?
(^) Rojak of Chinese, Malay, Peranakan, Indian and Western food. Ok that’s cheating.
What food makes you want to gag?
(^) Durian. Especially the two that cost me $60 million.
What is your favorite dessert?
(^) Ice kachang, anything with ice lah it’s so damn hot.
PART 9:
do you believe in love at first
sight?
(^) Yes, ohh yes. [$.$]
Do you want to get married?
(^) Sure as long as we mutually benefit.
Hate any of your ex?
(^) No i still keep in contact with them in case we fall right back into love.
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